hello. my name is johann westoffovich the third, and i’m a budding vinyl addict. it’s an illness for which there exists only one cure: beersicles. lots and lots of beersicles. that’s frozen beer on a stick, in case you were wondering. here are some of he most recent additions. some of these albums are so unhip, they’ll make you cry, but i hear that a good cry every now and then is good for you…cleansing for the soul and all that.
in other exciting news, after wading through leftover lethargic goo from sickness stupidity and untangling messed up sleep for something like the 965th time, yesterday i tentatively got back in the swing of things, doing some recording. one song had been kicking around for a little while as just acoustic guitar and vocals, and i finally added some more instruments. it took some messing around…i initially intended to add some electric guitar and bass and drums, but i couldn’t quite get the drums to mesh with the arrangement the way i wanted. in the end it was bass, wurlitzer, some additional vocals, and a bit of impromptu melodica at the end, and suddenly the song came to life.
then i went to create a new song on the mixer so i could start recording some of the things i’ve been writing on my new 76-year-old guitar, and everything froze up. i had to turn the thing off manually, and when it powered back up again all the songs were there but none of them would let me in. “FUNCTION FAILED!” it said. i could do pretty much anything as long as it didn’t involve any of the songs. it seemed like they were still there…the same amount of time that had been remaining on the hard drive was still there on the screen. all the dates and times were correct. and yet the file size for each song read as “- – -“, which wasn’t exactly encouraging.
given the nature of the mixer, it didn’t seem like there was much i could do. short of finding some magical solution, i would have to reformat the drive and wipe out everything in order to restore things to proper working order. this wouldn’t be so bad if i had everything backed up, but there were at least a dozen new songs in various stages of completion that weren’t backed up or on cd or anything. all of them would be dust in the wind, and kansas would play a solemn version of “carry on my wayward son”, rewritten to address my plight. it didn’t seem like there was cause for much hope, and i wasn’t about to record all those songs all over again, so i made plans to shave, cut my hair and go to yale, majoring in waffle cone research.
then, this morning, i discovered that you can do something called a “drive check”. i did this, and it informed me that there were some errors. corrupted data and so forth. i could attempt to repair the damage, but would certainly lose some data in the process (the mixer made no bones about it: “YOU WILL LOSE DATA!”, it told me). every song was fine except for the one i most wanted to save, and it was impossible to say how much of it would remain when the dust had cleared. bracing myself for the worst, i said yes to “repair drive try?” (because how can you resist a question that’s worded in such a way?).
too bad i didn’t figure this whole process out sooner and do it yesterday; seventeen hours of muted fury and defeat were undone in about five seconds, and i soon found that all the songs were still there. as for the one i was worried about, the only thing missing was the bass track, which i re-recorded in about two minutes. all the settings were just as i had left them…only the bass track itself was missing. i was more worried about the wurlitzer and melodica parts, since they had been spontaneous/improvised additions that i would be hard pressed to replace without altering the race-rhyme continuum. so all is well. the moral of the story is this: never invite billy idol to your stag party. that’s just asking for trouble.
i should have a new song or two up here or on spyspace sometime this week. i would probably have something to share today if that little glitch hadn’t occurred yesterday, but as i like to say, beggars can’t be boozehounds. also, it seems i may have been a little overly optimistic with my whole “new album by june!” proclamation…it would have been realistic had i not been knocked out for a while by the unexpected sinus infection attack. so maybe i’ll shoot for july instead.