Well, it’s time for me to pack it in. I’ve made a lot of music over the years, warped a few minds, touched a few hearts…but the thrill is gone, and I have nothing left to say. Best to quit while you’re ahead. So I’m officially retiring from making music. What’s next for me, you ask? I think I might chop off my hair, shave off the beard, and get a job at Tim Hortons.
In parting, I decided to do something special for some of the people who might be interested in checking out my music but are a little overwhelmed by how many CDs there are and don’t feel like digging into the original albums. I’ve compiled the very best work I’ve ever done and put it on one fat-free CD. I’ve also come around to the realization that digital distribution is the wave of the future, so it’s a digital-only release in MP3 form, and you have to pay $35 if you want an actual hard copy that doesn’t sound like donkey balls.
Here’s the artwork and track list.
CLICK HERE to download the free MP3s, and thanks for the memories.