this one’s all over the map. it was recorded at the same time as HORSEMOUTH (& OTHER BEDTIME STORIES), and all the period-correct sound issues are present and accounted for (muddy acoustic guitars, some bottom-heavy mixes, and some speaker-blowing screams).
the idea was to make a mock-live album, with me improvising a bunch of new songs in front of an imaginary audience, the size of which would depend on how many extra tracks i had leftover in any given song to overdub my own fake audience noise. i must have lost interest in that idea pretty quick, because only the first song takes that approach — patricia, a love song for a baloney sandwich. the “audience” mutters about how they’ve read about me and i’m supposed to be some kind of talent-less weirdo, but by the end of the song i’ve won them over with the depth of my ridiculous emoting.
hypocrite shoulders dusts off one of the most overused chord progressions of all time and tries to inject it with some weirdness. i’ve always found it funny how the lead vocal is sung in a silly voice while the harmonies play it straight. makes for a fun juxtaposition.
a song for brynn was written for a girl i went to high school with. she asked me to write her a song, and i did. i decided to have some fun with it, and called in bob dylan, neil young, bill clinton, and the ghost of elvis presley (or my best attempts at impersonating them) as guest vocalists, making for some interesting harmonic interplay. the ghost of elvis has a nice bit at the end when he sings part of “an american trilogy”. that song always got me going.
the girl the song was written for seemed to be pretty happy with it. she told me she forced everyone she knew to listen to it. not that it led to any rollerblading while eating cotton candy, but hey, you can’t win them all.
i did run into her again in the middle of 2002 at changez (i kind of miss that place), and that was…something. we were supposed to get together for what sounded like a date, until she faked getting sick the day we were supposed to get together so she wouldn’t have to see me.
she said she would call me in a few days and we would reschedule. that was fifteen years ago. i still haven’t heard back from her about rescheduling.
she must have eaten something really nasty that day.
it was just another fun experience that fed into the depression and anger of BEAUTIFULLY STUPID. she did try to add me on facebook some years later. i might have added her back, too, but she didn’t even have the decency to send a brief message along with her friend request. clicking a button means nothing to me. i don’t want to be fake friends on the internet with someone who can’t be bothered to take five seconds out of their day to acknowledge me in any real way.
but back to 1999.
thirteen lesbian kangaroos is some kind of quasi-classical/opera noodling, containing elements of “la cucaracha”, while soap head is just stupid enough to save itself, with intentionally moronic lyrics and a moronic vocal delivery to match. the wailing at the beginning of the song was from a different song i recorded earlier the same day that didn’t turn out. all i remember about it now is that i was playing piano and the lyrics had something to do with school. the only bit of it i retained was that two-second vocal moment, recording over the rest, and somehow it fits, even though the new music has nothing to do with what was there before. it’s almost like my crude take on modern country music, with an IQ in the low double digits.
elsewhere there’s goofy poetry (the last temptation of chris), another pretty neat early stab at quasi-electronica (screaming cabbage), a two-part song in which noses are people too (noses parts 1 and 2), and the half-instrumental piano experiment light in the terrace.
that last one has slowly become one of my favourite songs on the CD over the years. it’s rough — you can hear me stop recording at least four times because i have no idea where i want to take the song, only to decide i liked what i was just doing enough to resume recording and develop the idea some more — but it’s got a certain something about it i like. the last three minutes or so are a blatant john cale homage, though my lyrics aren’t really influenced by anything (“there was a little african goat trying to unravel himself, for he’d been caught in bubblegum for seventeen years”).
the old arp omni-2 synth makes its final appearance on a solo CD of mine for many years right at the end, sounding pretty nifty as it burbles away for a few seconds. why did i neglect such a cool instrument for so long? no one knows for sure. it would take me until AN ABSENCE OF SWAY, ten years down the road, before i dusted it off again and realized just how much i’d missed it.
death of a seagull is not one of the stronger songs on the album, but it features a few nice licks on a rented mandolin, along with what are some of my favourite lyrics here: “the crowd loved it, and gave him a sitting ovation (meaning weak applause on top of weaker observation)”.
the highest high point for me on an album that’s pretty random all the way through will always be a-crapola. it starts off as some street corner a cappella weirdness and evolves into something of a mini-play starring bill clinton and charles manson. even with some ugly bits of digital distortion, its insanity cannot be denied.
there’s also the hidden track, wherein charles manson returns to ask me for an autograph and i give him cancer with my eyes. good times.
a song for brynn
thirteen lesbian kangaroos
light in the terrace
the last temptation of chris
death of a seagull
noses (part 1)
noses (part 2)