This is the complete Tosteestostas catalogue on compact disc, more or less. You can click on any of the thumbnail images to jump to a page where there’s a lot more information about each individual album, usually with some relevant musical/visual content.
It all comes out looking something like this:
JOHNNY WEST
Singin’ the Oesophagus to Sleep TCD01001
Don’t Talk Like a Baby TCD01002
Nostril Saliva EP TCD01003
Sick Shit EP TCD01004
Live at the Naked Giraffe Theater TCD01005
Sleep-Deprived EP TCD01006
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas TCD01007
Here Comes Trouble TCD01008
Lifeline / WOHIS (two albums on one CD) TCD01009
A Bunch of Loose Ends TCD01010
Children Have No Eyes TCD01011
Beautifully Stupid TCD01012
Temporary Amnesia TCD01013
Keep Your Scars TCD01014
Live on CJAM TCD01015
Oh You This TCD01016
Nudge You Alive TCD01017
Pavement Hugging Daddies EP TCD01018
Brand New Shiny Lie TCD01019
Growing Sideways TCD01020
Who You Are Now Is Not What You Were Before TCD01021
Nostalgia-Triggering Mechanism EP TCD01022
The Bitter Side of Sweet TCD01023
The Chicken Angel Woman with a Triangle TCD01024
Out-takes, Misfits, and Other Things (1999 – 2007) TCD01025
An Absence of Sway TCD01026
If I Had a Quarter… TCD01027
Creative Nightmares TCD01028
Love Songs for Nihilists TCD01029
My Hellhound Crooked Heart TCD01030
Medium-Fi Music for Mentally Unstable Young Lovers TCD01031
Gift for a Spider TCD01032
Year of the Sleepwalk TCD01033
Unofficial:
The Many Musical Noses of Johnny West
Johnny West and Friends
Fuzzy Shrapnel
Lamest Shit
Selected Acoustic Tracks
PAPA GHOSTFACE
Screaming Nipples TCD02001
Horsemouth (and Other Bedtime Stories) TCD02002
Songs for Dead Skin TCD02003
You’re a Nation TCD02004
Shoebox Paradise TCD02005
Paper Chest Hair TCD02006
Live at Silvers TCD02007
Kissing the Bald Spot TCD02008
Stew TCD02009
What We Lost in the Flood TCD02010
Unofficial:
Partners in Crime single
Papa Ghostbox
All This Stuff, and More Stuff (unfinished)
Y2Kondoms R Better Than 1
Out-takes and New Tracks
Sinkless Man promo single
Silver and Shit
Songs for Dead Skin (alternate mixes)
Kissing the Bald Spot (first version)
GUYS WITH DICKS
Without Dicks TCD03001
Just Two Guys TCD03002
Scotch Tape Sex Pot TCD03003
Guys with Tyson’s Dad TCD03004
A Roomful of Sexiness TCD03005
Guys Without Tyson TCD03006
Subliminal Bile TCD03007
Good Luck in the Next Life TCD03008
Stellar TCD03009
Castrated TCD03010
Twisted and Fresh TCD03011
Condom Mints TCD03012
Unofficial:
A Collection of Love Songs
Stoner Blues
Live on VHS
Subliminal Bile (first mix/issue)
Good Luck in the Next Life (first mix/issue)
Without Dicks (first mix/issue)
A Stoned Conversation (still unmixed)
WEST / SMITH
Tonsil Floss TCD04001
Chinese Bubblegum TCD04002
MR. SINISTER
Incognito in Austin TCD05001
THE TRAVELLING WESTBURYS
Romaine Noggin TCD06001
STARVING ARTISTS
Busy Doing Nothing TCD07001
with JESSE TOPLIFFE
Giovanni’s Sampler TCD08001
Giovanni’s Glissando TCD08002
Sessions TCD08003
with MATT MALANKA
The Stuff About the Stuff TCD09001
THE ADAM RUSSELL PROJECT
The Wicked Carnival TCD10001
THE O-L WEST
Afterthoughts TCD11001
Things I’ve recorded for other people without being involved as a writer (and there are quite a few of those, featuring varying degrees of musical participation on my end) can be found in the Extracurricular Activity section. For pre-CD recordings, I direct your attention to the Cassetteography.
I love it! Great stuff John; you really have a shit load of talent.
i don’t know about that, man…but i do have a lot of hair, and i think that sometimes lets me get away with some thing i might not otherwise be able to. i can just slap someone with hair and they become blind to my true intentions.
how’s life in toronto? is there an address i could send you some mail at, or should i stick with the restaurant address?